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The Burrito

I lost three whole pounds! My hard work finally paid off! Oh, losing the weight was excruciating, but, I did it! The scale says so. But, I already knew things were different before weighing myself. I woke up feeling lighter. I knew with all that weight off of me I must look like a waif. I sure felt like a waif. My pajama pants used to be tight and now they’re loose. I may not have been a Gisele kind of pregnant woman, but looks like I just might turn out to be a Gisele kind of mom. A MILF. Wow! I grabbed my old jeans, sure they would fall right off of my MILF hips. Continue reading